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This is me every time. Older men are honestly the only males who ever notice me anyways so it’s wonderful.

Do not hesitate coming towards me to ask me if I want to be part of a folio project. Because I’m willing. I can do stuff inbetween commissions, I really really really really really really could use the money. Like… please. Invite me, let me be

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSBAND

supersmashthestatebros: no glasses who dis

the-hylian-puzzler: arielflare: Me studying I really need to stop doing this

tinygayscully: me: where is everybody me: (looks at clock) me: ah the Sleeping hours

oeus: boy: *is nice to me* me: i wonder if he’s gay

titlefightclub: fucking @ me

flatsound: sorry you haven’t seen much of me lately it’s just that everything in the whole world is overwhelming

thejadew0lf: itstiredandimlate: @thejadew0lf me af

jodiefoster: me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today

unsends: me, someone who can’t form stable relationships anymore: you know what? i wanna fall in love

unclefather: Salvation Army bell ringer: *rings bell in my face* would you like to donate to the salvation arm- me: *walking past them* I’m gay

whiskyandoldspice: do you ever feel like you want to contribute to the fandom but you literally have no original thoughts left for photosets or fic or meta or anything else just nothing

stuckinapril:obsessed with whatever distracts me from the horrors of being alive

larvitarr: me Literally me. In case people didn’t get the memo, I dress up like Ash Ketchum every night when I go online!

mmcrunchie: okmdq: *wears an oversized leather jacket and messy hair* *leans up against some walls*

monochromatic-spectrum: hatofulfriendswithbenefits: sakuya ssssssaaaakuyaaaaaaa saku„„,ya kiss me Ohay thar, Sakuya.

scholarsmutanon: I’ve read gay porn less gay than this.

tied-tease:Me on this blog: I JUST WANNA GET FUCKING POUNDEDMe irl: If you kiss me or hold my hand I will cry from affection

bipolar-berry-crunch: you-st0le: This is my entire life FUCK

fckinstoned: don’t get me wrong I want sex and I want your body on mine and I want to make you moan but more than that I just wanna fall asleep with your arms around me and your hand in mine and not a care in the world

haveitjoeway:*watches porn*me: this intro is taking too long*skips one minute* *they eating ass*me: now i gotta rewind because ive obviously missed a key element to the story

touchmykittykat: acutelesbian: A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took

totheinternetandbeyond: some of my music makes me want to cuddle for 7 hours and some of my music makes me want to do hard drugs in a motel room while wearing lingerie

probablyinyourfandom:Dating me is literally a whole lot of- bad jokes- even worse movies- cuddling- making out - you touching my butt - loud (good) music - long text messages and a lot more bad jokes

vnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love

me: *tries to be flirty* you: “aw, you’re adorable” me: *is outright sexual* you: “woah, calm down” me: *does nothing* you: “you never initiate sex & tbh it’s no fun” me: *never gets laid & dies*

Literally me with him

jaanfe:Literally me

weloveshortvideos: literally me

weloveshortvideos: literally me

mothurs: me: i love living!!!me, one second later: anyway i’ve been thinking and life is really hard and i want to Die™

me-and-my-beard: weloveshortvideos: literally me i missed it

cinnabongene: me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep me, at 3 AM:

cutegirlonline: me, sitting in my bed, in pjs: *is anxious* me: wtf. why

johanbutt: I really hate when people are like Hey I just made a five minute sketch and it looks like this and I make a five hour drawing and it looks like this

vacwms: dragonlordoferebor: was-that-a-pun: benedictsbanana: leonawriter: skinnysanity: The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one. #’I NEED AN ADULT’ #’SHIT I AM AN ADULT’ #’I NEED AN OLDER ADULT’

voulair: me @ the stars: help me

weaksorry: me: *still has feelings after waking up* me: what the fuck

straightboyfriend: me: *has small inconvenience* me: i guess the only solution is To Die

kimreesesdaughter: tamaraaal0vee: missytobi: losive: meche-williams: When you suppose to be getting dressed but the liquor kick-in 🥃 Dawggggggg this is ME AF Literally me every time this song comes on 😂 ^^^^ This me

cptsdofficial: cptsdofficial: me resisting the urge to ask people if they still like me me isolating myself instead of talking to the people i care about because i’m afraid they hate me

theglasschild: Literally me

taurusqueer: Me during the week: I wanna go out and have a great time this weekend!!! Me when the weekend actually comes around:

manda: fauxxpale: i should get off the internet i’m sorry i wrote this fuck me literally me

elliebeanz: me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;) please, car, don’t hit me ;)))

@mypasalacqua LITERALLY ME IN EVERY SITUATION

drain-seeker: literally my life story in high school

tatianamaslnay:rexuality:if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious #i’m so funny my friends are so lucky to have me

sexual-feelings: brobecks: If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero exactly

hamhammyham: Boy im interested in who is interested in me: *likes another girls selfie* Me: oh u want to play games? *fucks someone else*

hdandie: Me: *showers* Me: I am literally excelling in life. Mental illness where??

pinnetree: me: god my entire life is a disaster im such a mess holy shit im gonan fuckign lose it me, literally 3 minutes afterwards: I feel so good today!! I’m just so happy that things are going well in my life and that I’m not stressed out or

kokoro4kakashi: Year is 2547child: i can’t sleeeeepmother: awww, i’ll sing you this ancient lullaby that my mother taught me, and her mother taught her…[cuddles]mother: WEEEE AAAARE FIGHTING DREAMERS! TAKAMI WO MEZASHITE!

largecoin: me online: me irl:

wunderscheisse: Literally me.

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